Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.

The seamless transition from coffee to alcohol. #PGP

Team Snapchat was the only person to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day. PGP.

Forget the freshman fifteen, the cubicle fifteen is real. PGP.

Canceled lunch plans with friends so I could nap instead. PGP.

Still waiting on that Christmas bonus. PGP.

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

Coworker was telling me about his ex-wife. I don’t even have a girlfriend. PGP.

“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.