I make my lunches the night before. PGP

Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.

If I’m not going to be home by 10 I’m not going to do it. PGP.

The Saved By The Bell cast currently looks younger than I do. PGP.

“Minimum of 3-5 years of related functional experience.” PGP.

A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.

I am literally dead inside.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

When it’s not just the weird kids from high school anymore, but your actual friends getting engaged now. PGP.

Thinking about all the souls that have been devoured within these walls. PGP.