Making fun of my manager with my senior manager. PGPM.

I have a case of the Tuesdays? PGP.

My most interested online dating prospect has no license and needs a place to live since he currently resides with his ex. PGP.

“This online training will take approximately one hour to complete.” Bet I can make it two. PGP.

It would be less embarrassing for my nudes to leak than my bank account balance. PGP.

When you realize your student loan debt wouldn’t be a bad annual salary. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

Drank tequila on Saturday night. I’ll be feeling that ’til Tuesday

Checking the pockets of jackets you haven’t worn since last winter hoping to find money. PGP.