I want to break up with my girlfriend, but I can’t afford the rent by myself. PGP.

I can finally scratch “Get sued” off my bucket list. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Awkwardly running into ex-coworkers that have been fired. PGP.

I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

Hungover at work. On a Tuesday. PGP.

I turned 25 yesterday, then had a nightmare that my car insurance didn’t go down like everyone said it would. PGP.

My landlord asked if he could show my place. I wasn’t planning on moving out. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.