Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.
Getting volun-told to clean out the break room fridge. PGP.
According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP
All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.
Puke and rallied this morning – by which I mean I was so hungover I puked but still had to go to work. PGP
Adopting a “maintain, don’t gain” diet mindset. PGP
Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.
Telling myself “I’m only going to work here like a year tops”. That was 3 years ago. PGP
My company not having its shit together is the only thing keeping me from being fired. PGP.
All I want for Christmas is for my coworkers to stop talking about their kids. PGP.