Gave my little brother a sympathy card for his college graduation. PGP.
My Friday nights are becoming eerily similar to my Sunday through Thursday nights. PGP.
Ran out of content on all the webpages I go to, and it’s not even 2:00. PGP.
I seriously considered quitting my office job to go back to life as a cart girl and life guard for the summer. Those were the good ol days. PGP
Submitting the same rejected PGP wall post three times because you know most sales occur on the third call. PGP.
Dropped my work iPhone on my personal iPhone. I now have two broken iPhones. PGP.
My downstairs neighbor moved and took the wi-fi with them. PGP.
My Pandora has played nothing but songs about quitting your job to move to the beach. PGP.
My bank posts my paycheck as “pending” the day before pay day, essentially teasing me with my own money. PGP.
All Mint.com does is remind me that the majority of my income is spent on alcohol. PGP.