Having to lie about your weekly alcohol consumption for insurance purposes. PGP.

Mad Men expectations, Office Space reality

I stayed in this weekend and read for fun PGP

“Are you doing anything right now?”

“Alright, let’s go ahead and get started.”

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.

I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

I’m the only one in the office who can fix the copier when it jams. That’s real job security.