Constantly looking at mansions in the mountains for some reason.
Do I need a 9 bed, 14 bath estate in Park City, Utah? Of course I do!
Give me a solid 250 years to save up that $18 million.
I’m impressed at how many people lie about their credentials and get away with it. As my high school coach used to say, “If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin.”
“Want to know how I lost those last 5 pounds? Crystal meth. Works like a charm to get you bikini weather ready!
#meth #skinny #fittea #love #bikini #beach #blessed”
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Velveeta Shells & Cheese > Kraft Mac & Poop
The larger the school decal on a person’s car, the less likely they actually attended said school.
Wait a minute… Ric Flair is in a medically induced coma. STRANGER DANGER!!!
How is this man, relying on hail mary e-mails, affording to live in San Francisco?
Constantly looking at mansions in the mountains for some reason.
Do I need a 9 bed, 14 bath estate in Park City, Utah? Of course I do!
Give me a solid 250 years to save up that $18 million.
The best thing about credit cards? You don’t ever have to pay it back!
Agreed, but so worth the pain every once in a while.
Swamp fans are the truth.
I got a solution, you’re a dick. South Carolina whats up?!
I love that movie.
It’s got electrolytes.
I’m impressed at how many people lie about their credentials and get away with it. As my high school coach used to say, “If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin.”
I will gladly sell out at the first chance.
What do they do while sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes at work?
“Want to know how I lost those last 5 pounds? Crystal meth. Works like a charm to get you bikini weather ready!
#meth #skinny #fittea #love #bikini #beach #blessed”
What about eating 13 boxes in one sitting? I ignore all serving size suggestions.
Shells and cheese is way better.
That is exactly how I can insult people to their face and they think I’m joking.
Clearly, Lance Armstrong gave Peter LaFleur his severed testicle.
Sherman, feel free to head back down to Savannah and finish the business. It’s really hood now.
I hate people.