Your coworker catching you while mid-selfie on snapchat. PGP.

“Do you have a minute to talk?” PGP

My wife said I couldn’t run through the neighborhood without a shirt. PGP.

I’m not sure what anybody on my team does

Being told to “think outside the box” while sitting at your cubicle facing a wall #PGP

Found a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.

Rejected from an internal job. Feedback suggested I read a self help book on “how to sell”. PGP

Dreading going back to work after vacation before your vaca even starts.

Showing up late and everyone just assuming you’re hungover. PGP

Hooked up with a coworker on Saturday night. So, now I get to deal with that today. PGP.