Hiding your true plans for the weekend when anyone in the office ask PGP

Had a blood test to get cheaper insurance. Was still so dehydrated from the 4th they could barely get blood. PGP.

I’ve started getting mad when people speed. PGP.

Closing Time came on my 90s playlist…at 2:30… PGP

Got engaged last week and the only question I get is “Have you guys set a date yet?”

Having to lie about your weekly alcohol consumption for insurance purposes. PGP.

Slowly discovering all the spots you missed while shaving this morning. PGP.

Running into your boss at the grocery store. PGP.

Applying to other jobs while still on the clock. PGP.

Mad Men expectations, Office Space reality