My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k

Having a mini-stroke every time an email from the bank shows up in my inbox. PGP

How this job requires a college degree is beyond me

My boss just discovered Florida Georgia Line. He also controls our radio. PGP.

I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.

I need a new LinkedIn picture. PGP

Just got a nod of empathy when I told my boss I’ve got a bad case of the Mondays

The only thing that could salvage this day is seeing an intern cry

Things are going really well at work and it’s just making me paranoid. -PGP

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