Telling the incredibly censored version of what you did over the 4th of July weekend.

Not having a three day weekend.

I’m bringing a book to the beach. PGP.

I have enough saved up to quit my job and survive for a week.

Praying for the email from management that says wrap things up and start the holiday weekend early. PGP.

My meetings next week are already giving me anxiety. PGP

When “Hey, how’s it going?” leads into “Hey, would you mind…?” PGP.

When your direct deposit does not come in early on the holiday weekend. PGP

Bought some expensive noise-cancelling headphones, but can still hear my coworkers

Hourly-level responsibility, mid-management level pay. PGP.