Gatorade, Advil, and Red Bull. #MondayFunDay. PGP.

Why isn’t casual Monday’s a thing?

Showing up 3 days this week, working none.

I don’t care how much daycare costs, don’t bring your kids to work.

Blacked out in front of a coworker this weekend. Today should be fun. PGP.

“Looks like someone got some sun this weekend”

Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.

Waiting for approval to ask for approval.

How the hell did I get this job?

Had a dream this morning that I got up, showered, and went to work. PGP