Endorsing skills on LinkedIn. PGP.

Ever growing job duties, ever stagnant pay.

Asking for new brakes for your birthday. PGP.

The organization that I applied to work for just sent my current boss an employment questionnaire about me. PGP.

Friendly reminders are never friendly. PGP.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Sneaking into the stall before the guy at the urinal wants to talk to you. PGP

Monday Me : “Fuuuck drinking.”Friday Me: “Let’s rage.” PGP.

Your inspirational LinkedIn quote is stupid. PGP.

It’s amazing how much more work I can get done in the morning when I don’t show up hungover. PGP