My boss leaves at 3:30 everyday… I leave at 7. PGP.

I know three families vacationing in Hawaii this week. I have a wedding weekend in Cleveland. PGP

Almost sat on the toilet with the seat up this morning. PGP

In the midst of a crushing hangover, I always have to ask myself, “what would Tim Riggins do?”

“What a game, huh!?” PGP.

Having to save your girlfriend’s work cell phone number separately from her personal so you know never to sext it. PGP.

No big deal, just crushing spreadsheets during a tropical storm. PGP.

Predicting tomorrow’s hangover. PGP

“Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations”

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.