I forgot it was my birthday today, until I received an email from my bank wishing me a Happy Birthday. PGP

Computer’s been updating since last night. Guess I’m not getting work done today. PGP

Everyday I live with regret for including my cell number in my email signature. PGP

The slog to 9:00AM waiting for all my favorite websites to update content. PGP

Jordan Spieth has made more by 21 than I will in my whole life.

My boss rejected my expense report for a business trip saying that my spending was “excessive.” PGP

Got a job interview, turned out it was a pyramid scheme. PGP

My boss just asked me about the job recruiter I added on LinkedIn. PGP.

Parents just moved into their dream home where I no longer have a room.

I’m too scared to ask for a gas reimbursement.