Checking rates on GolfNow on tee times I’m too scared to skip out on work for.

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.

Damn I should have been a teacher.

Thinking about getting a Twitter just so I have another way to waste time at work. PGP.

Sometimes I wonder what I’m hoping for when I check my email. PGP.

My golf attire says scratch. My golf game says 10 handicap. PGP

“Let me just double check that real quick.” PGP.

Accidentally matching outfits. PGP.

Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP