Really challenging myself today to see how little I can accomplish

Getting to work 5 minutes early so you can leave 5 minutes early. PGP.

“Thanks for reaching out!” PGP

My coworker just suggested I “give tinder a try”. PGP

It still takes me at least three tries to tie my tie right

I think Caitlyn Jenner might be more attractive than me. PGP.

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

Tinder on toilet. Tinder in traffic. PGP

Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP

My boss had more of a “wild” weekend than I did. PGP.