My mom texts every Friday morning asking me if I have “big plans” for the weekend.

“Will you sign this card for Jane?” PGP

The “O” key on my keyboard is starting to stick. PGP

My company charges our clients 5 times the amount that they pay me. PGP

“I’ll shoot it over to you now.”

“Moving forward, I will be sure that I take all necessary steps to ensure this doesn’t happen again.” PGP

Used my gambling winnings to pay my rent.

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.

I am still expected to work at least 40 hours this week. PGP.

While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.