I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP
Made out with an intern at a work sponsored happy hour. PGP
Considering recording my mouse clicks so I can take breaks without anyone knowing. PGP.
My boss is hardcore mind-gaming me. PGP
My work mom asked me when I’m going to start thinking about settling down #PGP
The cleaning lady and I have the same bathroom schedule. PGP.
I can never look too happy because people will think I’m not working hard enough. PGP.
I just want out. PGP
Guy in the office practices his martial arts stances in the office.
Someone stole all the K-cups, chaos is imminent.