Having to choose between 20 minutes more sleep or rubbing one out before work. PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

I have no self control. PGP.

A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.

Ugh. PGP.

My parents are planning a family vacation without me. PGP.

I should probably start giving a shit. PGP.

Realizing you’d rather start at the bottom somewhere else than advance within your current organization. PGP.

Having your phone charger at your desk, but not at your apartment. PGP.