Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.
I wish my boss had more vacation time. PGP.
I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.
“So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.” PGP.
1: “I work an 8-5.” 2: “You mean 9-5?” 1: “No. That’s a figment of your young imagination.” PGP.
“Are you busy?” is an absurd trap of a trick question. PGP.
“Is this a road?”
“Sort by price: low – high”
I can’t imagine how tired I’d be if I actually worked 40 hours. PGP.
Compulsively checking your email. PGP.
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