The look you get when you complain to actual old people that you are getting old. PGP.

Always being paranoid that your bosses are talking about you when they close their office doors. PGP.

“College me” would beat the shit out of “post grad me.” PGP.

Every time my boss gives me something to do I think “Why the fuck couldn’t you do this yourself?” PGP.

My resume still shows the part time job I had in high school. PGP.

Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed. PGP.

Common sense is not so common. PGP.

Spending more time trying to think of an email subject than actually writing the email itself. PGP.

Having nightmares about oversleeping for work. PGP.

The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.