Co-workers expecting you to get something done on Fridays. PGP.
“Tell her you’re a trader for JT Norgan.”
Facebook photos of friends running marathons. PGP.
Always having an additional, work-related tab open just incase someone walks by. PGP.
What a talent. Also, I want to sucker punch Sharon Osbourne.
“Instead of taking PTO can I just come in early so I can leave early?” PGP.
Actually having to leave messages. PGP.
Saying you’ll “look into it” and not looking into it. PGP.
I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.