Being 15 minutes early to happy hour. PGP.
The realization that money does, in fact, buy happiness, and you have none. PGP.
“Do they pay people to watch movies?”
I can’t afford to get married. PGP.
“Have you heard of the internet?”
Roasted.
I was going to cook dinner, but I forgot to thaw the ground beef. PGP.
“…and a Diet Coke.” PGP.
The piece of shit that made popcorn for an afternoon snack. PGP.
Do I really need to tip if I’m getting carry out? PGP.
Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.
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