Timing your lunch break so it begins right as your boss’s ends so he has less time in the day to notice your lack of importance. PGP.
“You got second row to flip me the bird? That makes no fuckin’ sense.”
I don’t know how I could go from completely despising someone when I was younger to actually wanting to be them as an adult.
L Condoms bringing the heat…quite literally. The tagline of “Good men give a fuck” is probably the best marketing ploy I’ve ever seen since Trojan Man was making you giggle on late night MTV.
[via Womens Health Mag]
Getting a call for an interview, but having no clue what it’s for because you’ve applied to so many jobs. PGP.
Buying a plant for your cubicle because you heard it helps with depression. PGP.
Googling “how to make new friends after college.” PGP.
Having to remind yourself that you’re still young. PGP.
This is literally the least athletic thing I have ever seen.
Going to bed early because you’re bored. PGP.
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