When you realize your student loan debt wouldn’t be a bad annual salary. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

When I get bored at work, I just get pictures of goats off the internet and send the pictures to my coworkers in emails marked “important.” PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

I’m starting to think that things kids are doing nowadays are stupid. PGP.

Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.

I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.