Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.
Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.
“FUN TOWN!”
Actually using condoms. PGP.
Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.
These Cyber Monday deals aren’t that good. PGP.
Spot on. (Also, be warned, there’s some NSFW language.)
I have literally zero control over how much I drink whenever I go out. PGP.