I left the bar at 9:15 on Saturday because I was tired. PGP

Too scared to click on the “Your card statement is ready” email the day after getting back from SXSW.

Called in sick and my boss asked if I could come in for a little while.

Already thinking about how early you’ll go to bed tonight shortly after waking up.

It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.

I had Iowa State in the Final Four. PGP.

Margaritas give me acid reflux now.

I should have just taken the day off. PGP.

Having all the ingredients to cook dinner except for the motivation. PGP.

“Let me find out and call you right back” PGP.