My weed guy can’t meet up because he “has the kids tonight”. PGP.

Everyone is busy but me. PGP.

“My calendar is wide open.” PGP.

Recognizing your coworker’s cars on the way into work. PGP.

They’re not gonna let us leave early. PGP.

I have to work today. PGP.

I can’t stand those college kids. PGP.

My boss has one of those clocks that plays bird noises on the hour. PGP.

Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

It’s only Wednesday. PGP