I still make out in bars.PGP

Came back home drunk on a Thursday night to hear, “How was your night honey?” From my mom.

The title Housewife is looking pretty good right now PGP

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

Woke up in the middle of the night because I had a dream the Fed raised interest rates and I didn’t refinance my student loans in time. PGP

Just realized I requested 4/20 off and now my boss thinks I’m a stoner.

I always think tomorrow is the day I’ll start giving a shit. Tomorrow never comes. PGP.

I don’t want to be here.