“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

Just cracked open a tall boy…..of Arizona Iced Tea. PGP.

Is it 5:00 yet? PGP.

Being torn between belittling judgement and fleeting jealousy of people who still live with their parents. PGP.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.