My boss retired today. I’m more than qualified for that job. They’re filling it from the outside. PGP.

My mom texts every Friday morning asking me if I have “big plans” for the weekend.

Combining sick days with vacation days on your time sheet. PGP.

“Moving forward, I will be sure that I take all necessary steps to ensure this doesn’t happen again.” PGP

I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.

While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.

I stole toilet paper from my work. PGP.

I don’t go to happy hour with my coworkers for fear of getting drunk and telling them how much I hate them

I regret how much fun I had this weekend.

First three day weekend since Christmas and it rained all three days. PGP.