I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.

Every time Target puts out decor for dorms and college apartments, I die a little on the inside. PGP

My car is too old to drive for uber

I don’t even try to hide my dislike for this place anymore.

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

I’ve been at work for an hour, and the only work related thing I’ve done is start the coffee.