I’ll just do it tomorrow.
Setting up fake conference calls so I don’t have to interact with my cubicle mates
When your boss suggests buying or doing things that he certainly knows aren’t affordable on your salary. PGP.
Taking fake poops
I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP
“Email it to me and i’ll take a look.” PGP
Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.
Don’t have enough vacation days to go to a music festival this year. PGP.
It’s slightly corny, but whatever. I wish I was bold enough to do something like this.