**Beep Beep** “Hello! Who was that that just joined?” PGP.

Still not sure why they asked my desired salary on the application. PGP.

Thinking about getting a Twitter just so I have another way to waste time at work. PGP.

Sometimes I wonder what I’m hoping for when I check my email. PGP.

Pretending that you actually have some pull when your buddy asks if your company is hiring. PGP.

Snapchat can go to hell with it’s new “Lakeside Summer” Story. PGP

Really challenging myself today to see how little I can accomplish

I don’t care about your kids.

Balancing a heavy workload with heavy drinking. PGP

“Are you busy?” PGP.