I’m going to a BYOB wedding, that wasn’t a typo

You either quit a hero, or work here long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Wishing you could cut meetings like you use to cut class. PGP.

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

On paper, I’m an adult. PGP

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.