I fucking hate LinkedIn. PGP

Winter weight gain. PGP

“I apologize for the delay…” (I’ve been putting this off for as long as humanly possible)

Middle management goals

“Sorry for the confusion.”

In the future please….PGP

In the past 2 months I’ve showed up an hour late for “oil changes” and “dead car batteries” probably 4 times. PGP

Is it time to start drinking yet? PGP.