Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.
I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.
“Another day, another dollar” PGP
My current age is often referred to as a professional athlete’s prime. I break a sweat walking to my car after work. PGP
Because Chris Pratt can do no wrong.
Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.
“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”
I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP
Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.
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