Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

Having the worst Excel game in the office. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

My coworker managed to tell me a five minute story about how her son missed the bus this morning. PGP.

Sometimes I stay late when I have nothing to do after work. PGP.

Just bought my first car! It’s 6 years old. PGP.

Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. PGP.

Getting so bored at work that you actually do work. PGP.

The amount of work I didn’t do today almost makes me feel guilty. Almost. PGP.