Did you see Star Wars?

Pulled something getting out of my car this morning. PGP

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Monday. PGP.

Sororities still warning the new girls about me when they find out I’m coming to homecoming.

One week away from going full-out Patrick Bateman. PGP

How the fuck is it only Monday?

My mom suggested that I get a tinder. PGP.

Is it a bad move for me to ask our new temp hire if she’d like to connect with me on LinkedIn? PGP.

Checking to see if the person tailgating you on the way to work has the company parking pass before flipping them off. PGP.

Being non-essential personnel but still having to be at work everyday. PGP.