tomlm

Sleeping too late, driving too fast, crushing Excel from dual monitors (no big deal), eating like Unicef left the trucks unlocked, and pretending to be a snob when it comes to single malt.

Member Since 03/24/2015

“Chip reader not working.” PGP.

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I put out a literal fire this morning.

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I give zero fucks about what grade your kid is about to start. PGP.

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The bar was way too loud last night. PGP.

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Having to wait in line at the printer PGP

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Being forced to bring your work computer home every night so, “in the event of a disaster, you can work from home.” PGP.

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My boss sneeze-sharted during my performance review today. PGP.

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Being judged now for wearing backwards hats. PGP

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She let our Bumble connection expire

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A senior colleague just scheduled a 4:30 on my calendar today (Friday). Fuck you man. PGP.

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