“Chip reader not working.” PGP.

I put out a literal fire this morning.

I give zero fucks about what grade your kid is about to start. PGP.

The bar was way too loud last night. PGP.

Having to wait in line at the printer PGP

Being forced to bring your work computer home every night so, “in the event of a disaster, you can work from home.” PGP.

My boss sneeze-sharted during my performance review today. PGP.

Being judged now for wearing backwards hats. PGP

She let our Bumble connection expire

A senior colleague just scheduled a 4:30 on my calendar today (Friday). Fuck you man. PGP.