My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.

“We’re going to start making some changes here in the office…”

I lost my favorite pen. In worse news, I have a favorite pen. PGP

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

Things are going really well at work and it’s just making me paranoid. -PGP

Made out with an intern at a work sponsored happy hour. PGP

Considering recording my mouse clicks so I can take breaks without anyone knowing. PGP.

My boss is hardcore mind-gaming me. PGP