tomlm

Sleeping too late, driving too fast, crushing Excel from dual monitors (no big deal), eating like Unicef left the trucks unlocked, and pretending to be a snob when it comes to single malt.

Member Since 03/24/2015

Saw a waitress storm out and quit today…I haven’t been this inspired in a while

Post Grad Problems

I’m much better at professional relationships than I am at regular relationships. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I reached the point of not giving a shit and told a past due customer I didn’t want to hear his shit and to just pay his bills. PGP

Post Grad Problems

“Let’s have a meeting to go over what we talked about in the previous meeting…”.PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Made my lunch. Left it at home. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I sit through two separate one hour meetings every single day just to say “no report”. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

A Pragmatic Guide To Drinking On A Weeknight

Changing my Tinder settings to 100+ miles away because I now live in the middle of nowhere. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

It’s not that I hate my job, I just hate the people that are at my job

Post Grad Problems

Just hired a guy I graduated with from high school. PGPM

Post Grad Problems