tomlm

Sleeping too late, driving too fast, crushing Excel from dual monitors (no big deal), eating like Unicef left the trucks unlocked, and pretending to be a snob when it comes to single malt.

Member Since 03/24/2015

Our office browsers’ homepages are defaulted to Bing. Who the fuck uses Bing?

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Tinder has become a hub for single mothers. PGP.

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Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

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Getting ghosted by a 19 year old girl on tinder. PGP.

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You catch the debate last night? PGP.

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Checking LinkedIn is now part of my app rotation. PGP.

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Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

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Just got a LinkedIn invite from a former Tinder hookup. PGP

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Baby Spice turns 40 today. PGP.

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Not remembering which dating app you met on. PGP.

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