My coworker, who is atleast 20 years older than me, just invited me to a “Galentine’s Day Dinner Party.” PGP.

Conversations over the cube wall. PGP.

Recently people have been calling me “mam.” I’m 23. PGP.

Bumble swipes in traffic. PGP.

Taking a PTO day with plans to get hammered the night before because, “It’s been a while.” PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.