The office prick reminding everyone Monday is only 3 days away. PGP.

People actually work on Fridays at the new job. PGP.

Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM. Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.

Got deployed, wife threw out all my Frat Tees. PGP

Watching project X and all I can think is that I hope the parents have a great home insurance plan. PGP.

Even Tinder bots won’t talk to me. PGP.