Tom Smykowski

Tom is a grad of an SEC school and is an avid college football fan with very little else to look forward to the other 8 months out of the year. Scotch is his drink of choice, and he is fully aware and unapologetic for constantly drinking too much of it. Likes a pleasant round of golf, and loves America.

Member Since 06/04/2013

Having symptoms of low testosterone in your mid-twenties. PGP.

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Paying the price on Monday for how little you accomplished on Friday. PGP.

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Legitimately sad that there probably won’t be another Llama chase today

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How To Take The Perfect Golf Nap

I don’t recognize half the last names on my newsfeed. PGP

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Kelly Kapowski is turning 41 today. PGP.

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Anyone that uses “Ninja” as a title on LinkedIn. PGP.

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There’s someone in this city that wants to have sex with me, right? RIGHT?! PGP.

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The only handicapped person in our office complex and I have the same poop schedule. PGP.

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Monday, you son of a bitch. PGP.

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