Tom Smykowski

Tom is a grad of an SEC school and is an avid college football fan with very little else to look forward to the other 8 months out of the year. Scotch is his drink of choice, and he is fully aware and unapologetic for constantly drinking too much of it. Likes a pleasant round of golf, and loves America.

Member Since 06/04/2013

Gray hair streaks and acne. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I can’t drink margaritas anymore because of the heartburn. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My little brother just graduated law school in the top five percent of his class. My dog got kicked out of obedience school. PGP.

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Hanging your head in shame after pressing “2” in the elevator. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.

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Conference calls: where stupid questions are born, respect for coworkers is lost, and justification for happy hour is found. PGP.

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The server at Chipotle added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

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RE: The person that starts their email message in the subject line…And finishes their statement in the actual email. PGP.

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Pulled my calf doing the wobble at a wedding. PGP.

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Cramming 90% of your daily responsibilities into your last hour at work. PGP.

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