Tom Smykowski

Tom is a grad of an SEC school and is an avid college football fan with very little else to look forward to the other 8 months out of the year. Scotch is his drink of choice, and he is fully aware and unapologetic for constantly drinking too much of it. Likes a pleasant round of golf, and loves America.

Member Since 06/04/2013

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Calling a girl “sweetheart” used to earn a trip back to her dorm, now it earns a trip to HR PGP.

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My girlfriend gave up sex for lent.

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